Anaya: It's a great honor to have a justicar here, but I could do without the honor of having her kill me.
Samara: I would like to avoid killing you, detective. Unfortunately, the moment my code dictates that I must, I will. There is only the Code.
Anaya: She says this kind of thing like she's talking about what to eat for dinner.
frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

mayakern:

life of an artist

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

mass-screencap-effect:

does—this-unit-have-a—soul:

I DONT KNOW WHY I WAS RANDOMLY OVERCOME WITH MORDIN FEELS BUT I WAS AND NOW IM JUST CRYING IN MY BED
FUCK MASS EFFECT I HOPE I NEVER SEE ANOTHER SEASHELL AGAIN

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.
This is not your daughter, do you understand? Her name is Eleanor, and she is mine.
science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.